90210, 3x19 “Nerdy Little Secrets”
NAOMI: Well, I needed a kiss before class. Oh. I got you a present.
MAX : Oh… Come on. Oh. A shirt! Wow! That’s nice.
NAOMI: It’s not nice. It’s Gucci.
MAX : It’s amazing, but it’s… not exactly my style.
NAOMI: No offense, but your style sucks. “Geology rocks”? Honey, I don’t think so.
MAX : Look, Naomi…If I start swanning around in Gucci, my friends are going to know something’s up. So we have to be careful if we want to keep our relationship on the DL.
NAOMI: Oh, fine, you’re probably right. You can’t be flaunting it around school. But you could wear it this weekend. Why don’t I get a suite at some fabulous hotel. We’ll go swimming, get massages, order whipped cream, and you can eat it off of my…
MAX : I can’t. I can’t.
NAOMI: What, are you lactose-intolerant?
MAX : No. But it’s the Annual Academic Invitational this weekend. I’m the captain of the West Bev team.
NAOMI: You’re such a nerd!
MAX : What can I say?
NAOMI: Well, what about tonight? I have whipped cream at home.
MAX : I’m just in hard-core study mode for the Invitational right now. My teammate Alex and I are cramming all night.
NAOMI: Okay, fine, have your little cramfest with Alex.Next weekend, you are mine. It’s a deal.